Productions

Big Big Sky

14/5/2023

By Tom Wells
Directed by Garry Thomas

Season: 6 - 15 July 2023

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Cast:
Angie - Lisa Tonkin
Lauren - Sophie Wallace
Dennis - Steve Millar
Ed - Jonty Coulson

Set in a seaside cafe, popular with bird-watchers, manager Angie and 19-year-old Lauren, who waits tables, have an almost mother-daughter closeness, and both have experienced loss: Lauren of her mum, and Angie, 20 years ago, of her baby girl. Lauren’s widowed dad Dennis, hovers every day at closing time, pecking at Angie’s leftovers mainly as an excuse to be near her. Then Ed, a sweetly nerdish young conservationist, arrives to start a new job and rents Lauren’s old bedroom in Dennis’s house. As the seasons change, relationships bud and blossom, and their lives begin a cycle of renewal.

Keeping Up Appearances

12/4/2023

By Roy Clarke
Directed by Matt Holland

Season: 12 - 22 April 2023

Everyone’s favourite Lady of the House, Hyacinth Bucket (“It’s Boo-kay!), is at it again. While setting up her entry in the local art festival, Hyacinth learns that Emmet needs a leading lady for the murder mystery that he is directing for the local theatre group, but is shocked to discover her relatives, Daisy, Rose and Onslow are also in the play, and Daisy is playing the Duchess. Hyacinth is further horrified to discover one of her own roles in the play is the Cook, and she is expecting Councillor Mrs Debden at any moment, whom she thinks is going to appoint her to a high position in society. Desperate to hide the fact she’s playing a servant, a classic Hyacinth farce follows.

Cast:
Hyacinth - Fi Mills
Emmet - Martin Bouse
Liz - Sarah Bohan
Onslow - John Ashton
Daisy - Leeann Apps
Rose - Louisa Clarkson
Milly - Mark Reid
Mrs Debden - Pat Hannah
Artist - Teneka Lamont
Daddy - Russell Haigh

The Princess and the Pirate King

21/1/2023

Written and directed by Steve Millar and Garry Thomas

Season: 21 - 29 January 2023

Elmwood Players’ Kidz Theatre returned with a rollicking pirate adventure. Lucy and her talking cat Mittens searched for the Pirate King’s lost treasure.

Cast (from left to right in the picture below):
Scott Morrow as Father/The Pirate King
Louisa Stewart as Mother/First Mate Fairweather
Keira Conyers as Mittens the talking cat
Sam Primrose as Cap'n Willard
Sonya Li-McHenry as Princess Lucy
Genna Kate Ryan as Pie Face
Michael Woods as One-Leg Pete

Ladies' Day

5/10/2022

Written by Amanda Whittington
Directed by Marilyn Ollett

Season: 5 - 15 Octobder 2022

Work, love, and life are just one long, hard slog for the fish-filleting foursome Pearl, Jan, Shelley, and Linda. But their fortunes are set to change when Linda finds tickets to Ladies’ Day at Royal Ascot.

Out go the hairnets and overalls as the four ditch work, do themselves up, and head off for a drink, a flirt, and a flutter.

Cast:
Claire Bruce as Pearl
Lesley Long as Jan
June Pfister as Linda
Ashlyn Morriss as Shelley
Mark Reid as Joe/Jim
Scott Morrow as Fred/Kevin/Barry
Brock Cottrell as Patrick

Array '22

17/8/2022

Season: 17 - 20 August 2022
Our season of one act plays, original scheduled for August 2021 finally made it on the boards in 2022!

One Good Beating
Written by Linda McLean
Directed by Garry Thomas

Two adult children confront their abusive father following their mother’s death.

Cast: Jamie Billings, Helen Fearnley, Steve Millar

What's For Pudding?
Written by David Tristram
Directed by Matt Holland

Mary and Jack's dull Saturday evening is interrupted by the arrival of Maureen, Ted and Dennis and the occasion rapidly dissolves into a drunken gathering.

Cast:
John Ashton as Jack
Diane Heather as Mary
Matt Holland as Ted
Sarah Bohan-Ashton as Maureen
Rod Turner as Dennis

Sequence of Events
Written by George Macewan Green
Directed by Sylvia Barnes

A hangman, a prostitute, a murdered and murderer's stricken parents are the ingredients in this taut Edwardian drama. In a fascinating chopped time sequence they spin a strange web of sex and death.

Cast:
Mark Reid as Hangman
Jack Mould as Claude Vole
Douglas Shields as Herbert Vole
Sylvia Barnes as Margaret Vole
Genna Kate Ryan as Lily-Ann Turbett

God of Carnage

14/7/2022

Written by Yasmina Reza
Directed by Garry Thomas

Season: 14 - 23 July 2022

Winner of the 2009 Tony Award for Best Play, God of Carnage tells of two married couples who meet for the first time shortly after their respective sons have a schoolyard fight. Michael and Veronica, whose son’s teeth were knocked out, invite Alan and Annette, whose son did the knocking, to their home to settle matters such as who will pay for new teeth. But any attempt at having a civilised discussion as to whose child is responsible for the fight, and how the parents may have influenced such destructive behaviour, quickly devolves into finger-pointing, name-calling, stomping around and throwing things. And that’s before they break out the alcohol!

Cast:
Wesley van Gelderen as Michael Novak
Sarah Coursey as Veronice Novak
Caroline Baker as Annette Raleigh
Paul Johnson as Alan Raleigh

Silly Cow

28/4/2022

Written by Ben Elton
Directed by Jon Amesbury

Season: 28 April - 7 May 2022

Doris Wallace, bitchy queen of the tabloid press, is on the verge of a glorious venture in TV. She's not going to let anything get in her way, not even the silly cow suing her for libel. Any skeletons she may have in her cupboard are, like her bondage gear, firmly locked up - or so she thinks.

Cast:
Nikki Conyers as Doris
Helen Fahy as Peggy
John Ashton as Sidney
Ian Lester as Douglas
Wesley Van Gelderen as Eduardo

Bugsy Malone

20/1/2022

Hudson and Halls Live

14/7/2021

By Kip Chapman, with Todd Emmerson and Sophie Roberts
Directed by Tom Vavasour

Season: 14-21 July 2021

Daughters Of Heaven

21/4/2021